BTDT Review Of FAST AND FURIOUS

This review may be a bit biased coming from a bonafide car lover- but we have to say that for a fourth installment of a series that began in 2001, this film really managed to pull through. Were some of the car scenes exaggerated? Yes. Were some of the stunts/fights lacking in logic? Yes. But hey people, this is Hollywood. If you're looking at everything through a "realism" eyepiece, stay at your house and watch TV, listen to your kids fight with each other, and talk to telemarketers on your phone. THAT's reality. 8^]

One of the true strengths of this film is the re-joining of Paul Walker and Vin Diesel. They really brought the feel back from the first movie. Did it probably cost the director a little more of his personal slice of the profit margin? No doubt. BUT, that definitely made the profit margin a little bigger than had they not included both actors in the film.

It was also great to see a total of 4 of the original cast members returning to the series from the first movie. We get a little "surprise" early on in the film (will not mention due to spoilers), however what leads up to the event seems to take place rather quickly and unexplained. That was really the thing that jumped out with a WTF Factor of 9 out of 10 on the scale. Nevertheless, the event was key to the plot of the film, so although it wasn't really mapped out as well as it could have been, its existence was required.

The movie had the required amounts of hot cars (both older and new), fine looking females, and alot of action. It was great to see a larger variety of classic American muscle in the movie as well, with the inclusion of around 10 classic Detroit beauties blended in with the Import flash.

Even though this movie had a PG-13 rating, I personally felt there were some scenes present which really should not have been there for young adults of that age bracket. However, an R rating would have missed the whole target audience for this type of film. That being said, the movie was a fun movie to see on a Friday night, and it definitely had the theatre packed. And, as always, the ending left room for yet another sequel. Should they do it? Only if they bring back the Vin-Paul combo.. Thanks for another wild ride guys.

CD REVIEW - Mastodon's CRACK THE SKYE

The latest Mastodon CD hit store shelves yesterday, and the wait has been worth the while.

The singer, in many instances throughout the CD, sounds like he could take a job tomorrow filling in for Ozzy Ozbourne. The CD’s artwork has a Lord of the Rings/Medieval feel to it, which gives the band’s presence a nice aged feeling. Almost like one takes away from looking at the album sleeve of Zep’s fourth album.

In the CD you will hear echoes of the following artists: Godsmack, Rush, Rob Zombie, Metallica, Led Zep (heard this most at the beginning of Track 4, “The Czar”. In the pipe organ you can almost hear the dogs of doom a howlin’ more), and Alice in Chains.

The majority of the Godsmack-in’ that I heard was in regard to the music itself, more than the sound of the singer or vocals. The keys and changes used just seemed to have been touched by Godsmack in places. Please keep in mind that I’m not saying “they sound just like Godsmack” because they DON’T. It’s almost as if a little Godsmack essence became airborne and found its way to Mastodon’s realm.. Nothing more! NO plagiarizing is found in this CD from any other artists (at least not that I could find).

This CD is a nice change from mainstream rock, so if you aren’t already familiar with the band, check them out!

www.mastodonrocks.com

BTDT REVIEW - Chris Cornell's SCREAM

I feel like I had to wear 2 different hats while doing this review, providing feedback from an overall musical/creative perspective, as well as from a biased-SG-AS fan’s perspective. So, here goes:



From the musical/creative side:

-Teeny boppers are going to love this CD, very hip-hop

-It will get Top 40 play

-It will bring a new audience to Cornell’s talents

-There is some well-thought-out synthesizer creativity found within the new tracks

-Influences/Echoes heard:

Coolio – Gangsta’s Paradise
Stereo MC’s - Get Yourself Connected
Michael Jackson – the BAD album




From a SG-AS perspective:

-Dedicated fans of the above bands WILL NOT BE happy with this CD (there, I said it); it would be like seeing Ronnie James Dio showing up on the Doodlebops kids show and doing a duet with Deedee.

-When one has listened to Chris sing for almost 20 years as I have, and has watched him lead some incredible bands, singing songs with not only built-in-rage but awesome lyrics to boot (ie Set It Off, Cochise, Outshined, Spoonman, Shape of Things To Come, should I keep going?), it’s really hard to listen to this new CD enjoyably.

-I can’t tell if Chris picked this project for a change of pace, if it’s because he’s getting older and wanted something more mellow, or if his agent simply told him he’d be great with it.. Whatever the case may be, it’s a much quieter Chris than many of us have come to know and love. In his defense, lead singers of Heavy Metal and Hard Rock bands are no longer typecast into doing JUST ball-crushin’ head-bangin’ rock themes. For example, Robert Plant just recently won awards for his efforts with a country singer! Who would have seen that coming??!!


Overall, do I still like the guy’s music? YES. Will I still be going to see him on this tour? YES. Am I glad I got this album for free with my ticket purchase? YES. Again, it’s just a change, and change always impacts people differently. However, when this reviewer’s favorite Cornell jam is Rusty Cage, it’s hard to hear Chris singing something hip-hop and be overwhelmingly receptive to it..

Keep ‘em coming Chris, just don’t forget the old school!

Server Migration Completed Successfully!

Due to some updates in the back-end World of beforethedarktimes.com, we had to migrate the site's main files to an alternate server. We are still doing some final cleanup, but the migration has gone successfully and we're glad to continue providing our reader community with news and updates on movies, collectibles, and so much more!

Keep checking back as we are also in the process of making some enhancements to our blog.. Stay Tuned!

beforethedarktimes.com reviews IRON MAN

Wondering if this one's gonna be worth seeing? Read for yourself what beforethedarktimes.com has to say about this new release (caution spoilers)!

http://www.59registry.hypermart.net/btdt/ironman.htm

NEW FORUM UPDATE!

Forum update process:"Working on upgrades"


As of 04-18-2008...

Blog on the Forums

I wanted to start an active, ongoing blog about the progression of the Forums updating process which started on 04-13-2008.
Here is the most recent, updated info on the Forums:
As of 04-17-2008, here is what I have been able to find out from the webmaster about the detailed Forum update process:

"Working on upgrades"

End of the update on the Forum Updating for 04-17-2008.
Check back tomorrow for nothing new!

....that is all people, there's nothing to see here, please move along.
Bloggin aint the same as the forum, the forum is a collection of artistic, informative and hilarious postings from us all that is worthy of being proud of. We just hope that it can be returned to us exactly as we left it otherwise, I know a little piece of my soul will be FDISKed and formatted along with it.
Not for nothing, but if any does need any help with these upgrades, I am more than willing to throw my hat in the ring. FYI.
Long live the BTDT Forums!